**It's-a-me! May!**What's good? I'm May. I like making people happy. I'm also a fan of people who humanize strange places, like the internet. I like fresh tomatoes, all rivers, most lakes, and swimming without athleticism. I like the word litost, the orcas who swim into fishing boats, and the cows that ran away in Canada. I love the lady who tried to defend town and lure back the cows by playing her flute (the mayor), Nanci Griffith, and getting to see your face. Mostly I like problems of my own choosing, solving said problems, and every ass pun in [more]